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| oddtodd |
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A cop pulls over a biker in California. THe cop asks to see the biker's ID and he said he didn't have any. THe cop gets suspicious and asks him what his name is. He says " My name's Fred." Fred What?" Just Fred. At this point the cop thinks he has a nutjob on his hands and asks him why he doesn't have a last name.
" Well, I used to have a last name. It was Johnson. I was Fred Johnson. I got bored and went to medical school and got my doctorate. THen I was Fred Johnson MD. I figured out after a while that that wasn't what I wanted to do so I went to dentistry school. Then I was Fred Johnson M.D. D.D.S. I did that for a few years but I got bored again and started fooling around with my dental hygenist. She got pregnant and sued me for child support. THe Bord of dentistry found out and yanked my dentist license. So I was back to Fred Johnson M.D. But the Hygenist gave me a venerial disease and the medical board found out so they yanked my license too. THen I was back to being just Fred Johnson.
THen I lost my Johnson, so now I'm just Fred. |
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 :fahaha lost it all aye?q-u: lost it all aye? |
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