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Air Gun Home Forum Index » The BS Topic » Women And Sports... Goto page 1, 2  Next    View previous topic :: View next topic  Women And Sports...   Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:38 am oddtodd Silver Status Member Joined: 30 Dec 2008 Posts: 2029 Location: Richmond, IN USA A guy took his girlfriend to her very first football game. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and the BIG muscles, but I don't get why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents! _________________ Airguns: Two starlings talking "Larry, did you hear that? Larry?? LARRY!!!!"   Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:37 pm WhitleyStu Veteran Member Joined: 15 Feb 2011 Posts: 202 Location: NE Indiana U.S.A. Todd, You've been coming up with some pretty good ones lately...   Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:47 pm Slavia Moderator Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 4382 Location: Waseca, Minnesota, USA Football - is that the game where the priests in their ceremonial robes sacrifice a symbolic animal object while the dancing temple maidens bounce around on the side? _________________ ¡Listo! ¡Apunte! ¡Fuego!   Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:44 am broommaster2000 Moderator Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 5714 Location: City of Groningen, Groningen, The Netherlands In real football, men don't wear armour. _________________ BIG GAP   Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:08 am kanyon Silver Status Member Joined: 09 Aug 2008 Posts: 1582 Location: New Zealand broommaster2000 wrote: In real football, men don't wear armour. Yep yer got that right.... Ps.. Rugby world cups on over here.. USA played Ireland yesterday... _________________ Career Infinity PCP .22 Webley Patriot .25 Hatsan mod 75 .22 Hatsan mod 99 .177 (Quattro & SAS) Kral underlever .177 ............................................. .   Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:22 pm one shot Member Joined: 06 Jul 2011 Posts: 91 I like that. It could be used as a dumb blonde joke as well. _________________   Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:33 pm oddtodd Silver Status Member Joined: 30 Dec 2008 Posts: 2029 Location: Richmond, IN USA Most of them are coming from my buds on Facebook. We have a good old time. _________________ Airguns: Two starlings talking "Larry, did you hear that? Larry?? LARRY!!!!"   Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:22 am broommaster2000 Moderator Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 5714 Location: City of Groningen, Groningen, The Netherlands What did you say about Rugby again Pete? Something with gentlemen and stuff like that? _________________ BIG GAP   Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 6:49 pm Mark5043 Silver Status Member Joined: 12 Apr 2009 Posts: 1379 broommaster2000 wrote: What did you say about Rugby again Pete? Something with gentlemen and stuff like that? Gotta love Rugby....get your lacerations stitched up,your teeth fixed after getting them knocked out,then go to the pub in search of the perfect pint..a true Gentleman's game..   Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:41 pm broommaster2000 Moderator Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 5714 Location: City of Groningen, Groningen, The Netherlands I actually have no real problem getting hit in the face by my friends. _________________ BIG GAP   Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:34 am oddtodd Silver Status Member Joined: 30 Dec 2008 Posts: 2029 Location: Richmond, IN USA What about your enemies broom? _________________ Airguns: Two starlings talking "Larry, did you hear that? Larry?? LARRY!!!!"   Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:29 pm Jr. Squirreler Veteran Member Joined: 12 Dec 2010 Posts: 419 Location: New York That reminds me exactly like my Aunt. We were watching the Super Bowl, and every other play, she would what everything mean't.   Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:25 pm broommaster2000 Moderator Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 5714 Location: City of Groningen, Groningen, The Netherlands oddtodd wrote: What about your enemies broom? I have no enemies. _________________ BIG GAP   Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:56 pm kanyon Silver Status Member Joined: 09 Aug 2008 Posts: 1582 Location: New Zealand broommaster2000 wrote: oddtodd wrote: What about your enemies broom? I have no enemies. He be freinded them..but they still hit him.. Rugby ..A game for gentalmen..but its played by thugs Rugby League... A game for thugs..played by thugs,,, _________________ Career Infinity PCP .22 Webley Patriot .25 Hatsan mod 75 .22 Hatsan mod 99 .177 (Quattro & SAS) Kral underlever .177 ............................................. .   Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:18 am oddtodd Silver Status Member Joined: 30 Dec 2008 Posts: 2029 Location: Richmond, IN USA Broom, if they are hitting you, then they aren't your friends. It took me a while to get this concept through to my 4 year old, so I am hoping you pick up on it a little quicker. _________________ Airguns: Two starlings talking "Larry, did you hear that? Larry?? LARRY!!!!" 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