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 Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 7:19 pm |
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| sniper |
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doh! not again.
why bathrooms are fun to paint.
my guy and i pulled a side job today at the beach. ritzy beach condo.
young woman around 30. fit, professional, nice clothes.
all the pretty foo foo stuff that goes with the lifestyle.
why couldn't she do a double flush, so when i go wizz......
nevermind.....  
  
with the 20 years of what i've seen, i should write a book. |
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| Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 7:41 pm |
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| fritz |
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| At least you didn't find her pot plants. Unless she left them at your wife's customer's house? |
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| Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:40 pm |
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| Mark5043 |
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| sniper wrote: |
doh! not again.
why bathrooms are fun to paint.
my guy and i pulled a side job today at the beach. ritzy beach condo.
young woman around 30. fit, professional, nice clothes.
all the pretty foo foo stuff that goes with the lifestyle.
why couldn't she do a double flush, so when i go wizz......
nevermind.....
with the 20 years of what i've seen, i should write a book. |
I hear you on that one.I managed an automotive detail shop for four years,and you wouldn't believe some of the things I have found in peoples cars.It got interesting at times handing customers back their items when they returned to pick up their rides....If it can be found in a car Iv,e found it...... |
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| Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:29 am |
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| A few years ago...we got a job for a child proof fence around a swimming pool....One of the guys and me went to measure up....but mummy & daddy hadn't told the daughter and her freinds we would be coming.....well 16/18 year old topless girls legging it in all directions when we walked around the side of the hourse...... |
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| Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:06 pm |
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| sniper |
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| kanyon wrote: |
| A few years ago...we got a job for a child proof fence around a swimming pool....One of the guys and me went to measure up....but mummy & daddy hadn't told the daughter and her freinds we would be coming.....well 16/18 year old topless girls legging it in all directions when we walked around the side of the hourse...... |
i climbed a ladder once first thing in the morning and through the window the daughter (around 20, i was 18 then) was in her underwear. happy i was. 
my personal favorite is finding all the porn. happened last month. found a power tool that runs on a/c.
if you know i'm painting your bedroom closet doors......
went to move a night stand a couple years ago and the drawer flew open.. nice "tool" box lady.
the one that takes the cake is the  guys we worked for. not only found all the porn but i had to work around the "flushing/cleansing" kit when i did that bathroom.     |
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| Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:08 pm |
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Seems like you need hazard pay Sniper I had a friend who was a Farmers Insurance investigator. The stuff he saw and walked in on was horrendous! The surpising ones are the seemingly normal professional people who live in unthinkable filth or have sunk to some level of depravity. One of the worst was a house full of dogs, cats and monkeys! When they answered the door, the smell just about knocked him down. He had to go in. All the curtains were closed so it was kind of dim inside, but he could still see that nearly every vertical and horizontal surface was covered with feces. Just ordinary professional people . After years of that he became pretty anti-social. He wouldn't shake hands or associate with much of anyone. It's a strange world out there!
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| Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:35 am |
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| Mark5043 |
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Yeah guys it is interesting how some people live...The worst vehicle we had to detail at my old shop was sent over to me,by the local Hertz Rental agency.I was warned before hand of an odor problem.I said sure I'll handle it,since it was rather slow that day.I became alarmed when the manager of Hertz drove up,and was wearing a mask over his mouth,and nose....
Turns out that a couple had rented the mini van for a weekend,and disappeared for four months!They lived in the vehicle for the entire time,and I was unprepared for what I saw,not to mention the over powering smell of death.Nothing like KFC bucket of chicken with maggots etc.Empty vodka bottles,vomit,dirty boxers,used condoms,and other lovely stuff.When I found the double headed dildo under the seat,I called Hertz back,and tripled the cost of the job...due to HAZMAT issues.We had to gut the entire interior of the vehicle.I also had to leave the ozone machine in it for a day,and a half to kill the smell...... |
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| Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:23 am |
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| That's nothing. My mom's a home nurse, you know, terminal patients? She's seen stuff you won't believe. The stuff that your kids WON'T do for you when your old can really rob you of any faith you got in humanity. |
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