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Mark5043 · Silver Status Member

"This one takes the cake guys"....A frantic Florida woman called 911 yesterday to say the electrical system wasn’t working in her car and that she was locked inside.

The Kissimmee woman, whose name (or hair color) was not released, told the dispatcher that the locks wouldn’t work and that she couldn’t get out, according to WESH-TV in Orlando.

The dispatcher instructed her to lift the manual lock to unlock the door, which she did. The embarrassed woman then promptly apologized.

Let the blonde (or Florida) jokes commence immediately! WTF?

Rogerflat · Silver Status Member

So, occassionally I have to send faxes at work. I shouldn't have to, but I do. Anyhow, they recently changed the fax machine. Of course, nothing can be universal in this world, so the old fax you put the sheet in face up, the new one face down...and who knows, maybe the next one will be face up again. Couldn't be the same way every time, that'd be too easy.

Well, I keep forgetting which way to put it in. The guy who sits by the fax machine has to keep telling me. He corrected me again today and I was finally like, "Why don't you just put a sign or note on here that says how to do it?" (Which they've done before). This guy is not big on common sense or making things easy, so he replied back that it has an icon on the tray which shows how to do it.

The icon is of a page with a corner turned. But that doesn't mean anything to me. How does putting a paper face down get indicated by a page with a corner turned? Why not just write "face down"? That could never be misconstrued. And instruction manuals are great, but when they are not next to the item being used, they are worthless.

Alucard · Member

All right, I got a daily stupid for you, I went up to Jackson today to play Air soft, we burst into a room and I put a cap in this guy's face, he did not have eye protection on and was hit dead on in the eye, it turned out he was 16 and forged his parents permission on the wavier. His parents threatened to sue me, the owner quickly proceeded to show them the door. Are people this stupid really? How the hell does a 16 year old kid disappear for 4 hours straight and his parents have no idea where he was. What has the world come too?

Edit: Just a heads up, I tried to make this sound childish as a joke(To make it sound like the 16 year old was saying it, its supposed to be funny) My friend pointed out I could be flammed over this so I just figured I would edit in a how and why)

broommaster2000 · Moderator

When I'm in the city, there are always foreigners coming to me, asking me in (broken) english where they can find the coffee shop. THERE IS ONE IN EVERY STREET. Sods.

Rogerflat · Silver Status Member

Alucard, You were playing CQB and the kid not only didn't have full face protection, but he wasn't even wearing goggles?!? Yeah, that is stupid.

Broom, don't you live in one of those wierd countries where broken English actually is their first language?

fritz · Silver Status Member

If they where tourists... wouldn't they have spoken decent english? Likely being from the US and all...

broommaster2000 · Moderator

fritz · Silver Status Member

What fun is a university when you can get baked? Legally.

Really the US could use to legalize and tax marijuana. Would certainly profit billions from the taxes, and take away business from true criminals like gangs. If everyone had to buy their weed from a store (even pharmacy or liquor store) it sure would keep minors out.

Currently, it is easier for a minor to get marijuana than it is to get alcohol... go figure? *I have proven this a couple times Mr. Green

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broommaster2000 · Moderator

Legalization doesn't stop gangs from doing their thing. In the whole "legal" soft drugs circuit, there's a lot of shady busyness.

For instance: You can only own 5 plants. You are not allowed to move more then 5 gram. That's just a really small bag. How do you think shops get the stuff.

"Legal"? Not really, or something. Daily Stupid Law School. Neutral

fritz · Silver Status Member

I should rephrase, "not get prosecuted for it". Criminals would then have to supply large amounts for very low prices, hopefully putting them out of business. Besides the fact there are already millions selling the drug- illegally.

5 grams will last the average recreational smoker at least 2 days.

The laws are quite stupid.

sniper · Silver Status Member

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Currently, it is easier for a minor to get marijuana than it is to get alcohol... go figure? *I have proven this a couple times Mr. Green

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you've read my "how to" book 'eh? Razz

my mom has 1/2 ounce. pharm grade. cuz of the card..

having 4 discs removed from your neck with a titanium fusion is a good reason. Rolling Eyes

fritz · Silver Status Member

Your how-to book? LOL Laughing

I have my own.

Should NJ legalize medical marijuana my mom could probably get a prescription, I think she has 7 bulged disks and broke a vertebrae back in '07 when rear-ended by some dumb broad on a cell phone (ironically her last name is Kapoor)... go figure her insurance can't settle- so she is currently about a year and a half in debt, being out of work for that time.

sniper · Silver Status Member

preaching to the choir fritz.

mine is in a PI case with 2 lawyers..... one more fusion pending..... she'll NEVER be the same.

back on topic,, accidents are a STUPID.

yourdaddyjoe · Supporting Member

Alucard spelled backwards is Dracula... Wasn't Snowbunny's Avatar a vampire?

Awe... maybe it's just a cawinkidink.... Hummmmm... Makes one wonder... Faq-U