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rsterne · Moderator

Dave was attending his biker club's monthly meeting and had just
told them he couldn't make the camping trip scheduled for the
next day because his wife wouldn't let him go.

After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his fellow
biker buddies Dave left to go back home to his wife.

When Dave's friends started arriving to set up camp the next day, who
should be there but Dave sitting in front of his bike, tent up,
beer in hand, camp oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of coals.

"How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Dave?"
"I didn't have to" was Dave's reply.

"When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my
chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up
behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'!"

When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful
see-through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie
me to the bed and you can do whatever you want."

So here I am.... Shocked

TONBON · Veteran Member

sweet, i'll retell that 1.
Evil Plot

sniper · Silver Status Member

that didn't look like a copy and pasted email bob.

you like bikes and camping do ya'? Laughing

Buster Bodine · Veteran Member

My wife even thought this one was funny. Personally, I think it's hilarious and there's a gunshow in town tomorrow! Laughing

sniper · Silver Status Member