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so, got the house locked up, went through my nightly routine. went to the kitchen sink for a glass of water and 2 rat bastards were stealing duck food.
my wife is telling me to come to bed "honey i'll be right there. there is a bastard outside laughing at me". i run to my office and grabbed my b-26 and stuffed a .22 preditor in it. went back to the kitchen window and the bastard was on an ivy limb. he was about 10-12 inches long with tail.
i opened the window and he saw me and froze. as he was looking at me i stuck the barrel far enough out the window to catch peripheral light from the porch light to light up the true glow sights.
put the red bead in the center of his diseased body and fired.
DEAD!  warming up for my massacre starting 3 weeks from today.
all rodents wanting free duck food get a complimentary preditor to wash it down. bastards.... |
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| Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 6:34 pm |
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| Sick story. They call that a "cold bore" shot. |
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| Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 8:00 pm |
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I call it a good shot.  |
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| Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 10:13 pm |
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| Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 1:12 am |
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I pimped a fat one last week as well sniper.....but I managed to leave before she asked for me phone number  |
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| Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 10:21 am |
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| Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 10:56 am |
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i'm so used to talking the way i do i just realized my post said.
i pimped me a fat one last night. huh.
and none of you wise asses asked my how much money i made off her!
i get to live in this brain every day.  |
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| Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 11:41 am |
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| Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 11:43 am |
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| Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 5:48 pm |
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| Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 8:29 pm |
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| how'd you know i have that???? |
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| Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 9:00 pm |
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| Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 9:05 pm |
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ok. that's it. you all have jacked my thread!! 
it's f#cking funny though!!!  |
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