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oddtodd · Silver Status Member

An old lady went tot he doctors office, and complained to the doctor about her problem.

"I fart all the time doc. They don't smell and they don't make any noise, but it's constant. I was farting the whole time I was in your office and nobody noticed.

The doctor tells her that He would see what he could do so he gave her a prescription and sent her on her way.

The next week she came back. "doc, my farts are still silent but now the stink like all getout.

The Dr says " Okay we've got your nose cleared up, now we need to clean out your ears.

DeadEye · Member

I used to work in a nursing home. We had a couple of ladies that would let them rip in a crowd think no one would know who it was. It was not quite so silent as they thought.

They always seened to give poor old Charles the look right after they let one go.

oddtodd · Silver Status Member

This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'

That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'

She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'

Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'

The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!'

broommaster2000 · Moderator

That could be considered racist, towards Americans. Mr. Green

I mean, who wants to work all day anyway? Razz