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Air Gun Home Forum Index » The BS Topic » Retirement Goto page 1, 2, 3, 4  Next    View previous topic :: View next topic  Retirement   Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:29 pm Slavia Moderator Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 4382 Location: Waseca, Minnesota, USA Last night at work I was binding some golfing magazine. After reading the cover (only 93,000 of them) about "golf communities," I thought: "Why not airgun communities?" You get a condo, apartment, or house right next to a shooting range. A 10m range in each basement as well as the clubhouse. A fully equipped machine shop and woodworking shop in the common building. A course pro that looks like Yoda, speaks with a German accent, and can implement any airgun mod yet conceived. 1000 acres of wooded hilly land with a full field target course, and tons of live "pests." Girls that run around on golf, er, airgun carts with refreshments. Airgun caddies that recommend the correct gun, power level, pellet, and holdover for each shot. Anyway, it got me through a long, boring night. _________________ ¡Listo! ¡Apunte! ¡Fuego!   Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 5:41 pm vAgRaNt Member Joined: 24 Oct 2008 Posts: 35 It sounds like nirvana, but I doubt I could get the wife to go for it; unless, have you covered all the angles for the ladies? What are they gonna do while we're enjoying airgun heaven? You Sir, have a very active and vivid imagination.   Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:41 pm Slavia Moderator Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 4382 Location: Waseca, Minnesota, USA Somehow during the 12 hours of my shift my wife never managed to sneak into the fantasy. What do the spouses do at those golf communities? _________________ ¡Listo! ¡Apunte! ¡Fuego!   Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:24 pm yourdaddyjoe Supporting Member Joined: 26 May 2008 Posts: 4027 Location: Tatorville, USA Slavia wrote: Somehow during the 12 hours of my shift my wife never managed to sneak into the fantasy. What do the spouses do at those golf communities? They go shopping... _________________ Say "NO" to BB Gun Wars... Quid Pro Quo Rule: An eye for an eye... www.HPASports.com www.Facebook.com/hpasports   Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:36 am Slavia Moderator Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 4382 Location: Waseca, Minnesota, USA O.K., so we take one of the refreshment cart girls and have her drive the shuttle service to go shopping. And we pay her extra to tell the spouses about how well behaved we all are. _________________ ¡Listo! ¡Apunte! ¡Fuego!   Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:47 am yourdaddyjoe Supporting Member Joined: 26 May 2008 Posts: 4027 Location: Tatorville, USA Will the cart gals have outfits like the Hooter Girls? Well... except the shuttle driver... _________________ Say "NO" to BB Gun Wars... Quid Pro Quo Rule: An eye for an eye... www.HPASports.com www.Facebook.com/hpasports   Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:28 am dummyracer36 Senior Member Joined: 21 Sep 2008 Posts: 723 Location: St. Louis, Missouri vAgRaNt wrote: It sounds like nirvana, but I doubt I could get the wife to go for it; unless, have you covered all the angles for the ladies? What are they gonna do while we're enjoying airgun heaven? You Sir, have a very active and vivid imagination. they attend cooking classes of course, learning how to clean and prepare the game!!! _________________ "not tonight dear, i have a race in the morning"   Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:32 am billandbeaufort Senior Member Joined: 01 Apr 2008 Posts: 563 Location: Florida Ah! A new shooting venue! A walk through a beautifully landscaped 18 hole hunting simulation. A new "field target" to be knocked down at different yardages! Then a Pinch&Pinch with a splash at the 19th hole er I mean target. Hehe, just thought how the caddies would look carrying our guns!   Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:14 am Rogerflat Silver Status Member Joined: 03 Jan 2008 Posts: 2051 Yes, but your community would also attract people like me. And can you imagine living next to 30 Roger's? Last edited by Rogerflat on Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:44 am; edited 1 time in total _________________ I done been assisted by the trees and rivers. Never needed any minister to figure my divinity.   Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:58 am Slavia Moderator Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 4382 Location: Waseca, Minnesota, USA Quote: can you imagine living next to 30 Roger's Roger, you get the house with the voice-activated electric windows so you can shoot from your bedroom. Probably a warning beacon on the roof so the rest of us know when the "range" is hot. And a rotting meat detector for your roomate. Life will be good. Quote: Will the cart gals have outfits like the Hooter Girls? Theme outfits for every day of the week, the different seasons, and holidays. _________________ ¡Listo! ¡Apunte! ¡Fuego!   Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:48 am Rogerflat Silver Status Member Joined: 03 Jan 2008 Posts: 2051 I actually like being the only a-hole around with an airgun. I don't think I'd want to live next to a guy like Joe who sits outside assissinating cans 24/7. _________________ I done been assisted by the trees and rivers. Never needed any minister to figure my divinity.   Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:03 am yourdaddyjoe Supporting Member Joined: 26 May 2008 Posts: 4027 Location: Tatorville, USA I would not want to live in the same neighborhood with Roger and his wild parties... And not to mention that annoying sign on his back door... Back at ya Roger _________________ Say "NO" to BB Gun Wars... Quid Pro Quo Rule: An eye for an eye... www.HPASports.com www.Facebook.com/hpasports   Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:08 am yourdaddyjoe Supporting Member Joined: 26 May 2008 Posts: 4027 Location: Tatorville, USA Slavia wrote: Theme outfits for every day of the week, the different seasons, and holidays. Will we have a med clinic with hot nurses? _________________ Say "NO" to BB Gun Wars... Quid Pro Quo Rule: An eye for an eye... www.HPASports.com www.Facebook.com/hpasports   Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:16 am Slavia Moderator Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 4382 Location: Waseca, Minnesota, USA Quote: Will we have a med clinic with hot nurses? Due to budget constraints with a startup business, we'll probably have to combine it with the liquor store. _________________ ¡Listo! ¡Apunte! ¡Fuego!   Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:21 am yourdaddyjoe Supporting Member Joined: 26 May 2008 Posts: 4027 Location: Tatorville, USA Slavia wrote: Quote: Will we have a med clinic with hot nurses? Due to budget constraints with a startup business, we'll probably have to combine it with the liquor store. The Sign will have to read... "Liquor in the front... Nurse with a needle in the rear" _________________ Say "NO" to BB Gun Wars... 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