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 Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:33 am |
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| AirGunEric |
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After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health:
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is what kills you.
Our Government Is Working To Correct This Problem. |
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| | | | | | | | | Re: Joke for those of us in the US and Canada... | | | | | |
| Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:35 pm |
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| Old Pa |
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| AirGunEric wrote: |
| Our Government Is Working To Correct This Problem. |
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