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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:41 am |
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I have just about anything you would ever need to go on a good hunting excursion, but I never leave the house, so all it does is collect dust it seems. |
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_________________ I done been assisted by the trees and rivers. Never needed any minister to figure my divinity. |
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:42 am |
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yourdaddyjoe |
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I thought is was Neatherland not Dutch and only us American's call it Dutch... |
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:43 am |
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yourdaddyjoe |
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Roger... I said... Go outside and play... You will have more fun! |
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:46 pm |
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Slavia |
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change your underwear before you go |
Speaking of underwear (and yes, this is on topic): When I took my hunter safety instructor class, the presenter said one should wear red underwear during deer hunting season. When you're out in the woods (for any purpose), eventually you will need to heed the call of mother nature. You don't want to drop your drawers and have some idiot think your brown butt with white decoration is a white tailed deer. Primary orange, secondary red - he said that. |
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_________________ ¡Listo! ¡Apunte! ¡Fuego! |
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:38 pm |
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broommaster2000 |
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yourdaddyjoe wrote: |
I thought is was Neatherland not Dutch and only us American's call it Dutch... |
You're mixing things up. Not strange, it's rather confusing.
There's Dutch and Deutsch. Deutsch is German (as in Deutschland).
Dutch is the language that we speak in the Netherlands and in Flanders (not from the Simpsons) [url]http://www.visit-ypres.beimagestaalkaart.gif[/url] which is the Northern part of Belgium.
The term "Dutch" is also used to refer to as a person or an object from the Netherlands, not Belgium.
It's mixed up a lot because Dutch (the language) is greatly derived from German, where they speak Deutsch.
Because the Dutch people where the kind of people that used to trade around a lot the language got saturated with different words (like for instance Slang has it's influence on English) and is actually something like what American English will turn out to become in the next 200 years.
American English is the least deformed form of pigeon english. Dutch is a hugely deformed form of Pigeon-Deutsch.
That post was way to long.
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 12:24 am |
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yourdaddyjoe |
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Thank you for the World Language lesson... Me, not being a world traveler can use all the help I can get... |
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:12 am |
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I know! After all, one day you will run into someone who will need that information or else that person will DIE.
You'll thank me, for sure! |
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:57 am |
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Rogerflat |
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Speaking of underwear (and yes, this is on topic): When I took my hunter safety instructor class, the presenter said one should wear red underwear during deer hunting season. When you're out in the woods (for any purpose), eventually you will need to heed the call of mother nature. You don't want to drop your drawers and have some idiot think your brown butt with white decoration is a white tailed deer. Primary orange, secondary red - he said that.
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That almost makes sense except for one key aspect. Who pulls their pants down in the woods...or anywhere for that matter? Don't you just undo your fly and do your business? The camo pants should still cover 99% of your underwear.
My buddy and I used to joke about going into the restroom and pull our dungarees down all the way around our ankles while standing in front of the urinal bare asssed, just like a 4 y/o might do. Then dudes who came in and saw would be like wtf?
Never did that btw. |
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_________________ I done been assisted by the trees and rivers. Never needed any minister to figure my divinity. |
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:21 am |
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You guys are worrying me- and I'm starting to think some of your hunts are more like scenes from "Deliverance" than actual hunting! |
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:46 am |
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billandbeaufort |
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BROKE BARREL MOUNTAIN |
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:55 am |
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cw |
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You better be carefull Roger, they might think that you are
presenting (wanting a date) and take you up on it.
I mean, why would you want to stand in a public restroom
with your bare a$$ hanging out for any GUY that walks in to see.
Most people would think that you are ready for some action
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:56 am |
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cw |
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Hey Eric, I think that paddling faster is in order. |
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:23 am |
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Rogerflat |
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BROKE BARREL MOUNTAIN |
That's classic. Good one.
cw, I said that I never actually did that. It was just funny to picture someone doing that.
Did you guys ever hear the joke about the guy who goes bear hunting up north:
Don was so excited to be going bear hunting. He spotted a small Brown Bear in the woods and shot it. Then there was a tap on his shoulder, he turned around to see a big Black Bear. The Black Bear said, 'Don, you've got two choices, either I maul you to death or we have sex.' Don decided to bend over.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks Don soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the Black Bear and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge Grizzly Bear was standing right next to him. The Grizzly said, 'That was a huge mistake Don. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death, or we have rough sex.' Again, Don thought it was better to comply.
Although he survived, it took several months before Don finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the Grizzly and shot it. He felt the sweet taste of revenge. But then there was a tap on his shoulder. Don turned round to find a giant Polar Bear standing there.
The Polar Bear said, 'Admit it Don, you don't really come here for the hunting, do you?' |
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_________________ I done been assisted by the trees and rivers. Never needed any minister to figure my divinity. |
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:32 am |
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yourdaddyjoe |
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I heard it was the only movie that the good guy gets it in the end... |
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:20 am |
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Rogerflat |
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Yeah, its the one with that one guy...what's his name. He's a real stiff actor.
He played the dead son in the patriot. Not much of a stretch for that role. |
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_________________ I done been assisted by the trees and rivers. Never needed any minister to figure my divinity. |
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