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broommaster2000 · Moderator

Well, for starters:

All Americans are fat. All Americans eat fast food. All Americans voted for bush. All Americans are baptists. All American women wear cheap make up. All American cars suck. All Americans play in a movie. All Americans are only good at their own sports, and even though they have a world cup, only the Americans look at it on TV.

All Canadians are slim. All canadians eat different kinds of food on a regular basis. All canadians vote for different parties. All canadians are reformed and speak both french and english. All canadians are catholics. Canada doesn't produce cars. Canadians don't like movies. Canadians are good at every sport and excel at hockey. All Canadians live in igloes.

Enjoy! Europe is yet to come! Mr. Green

StevieLaner7777 · Moderator

Tic toc tic toc tic toc!! Blowed Up

Stevie

broommaster2000 · Moderator

Sorry to keep you waiting.

Europeans vary in body-type. French are slim, english are average, dutch are skinny, germans are fat, italians are muscular, spanish are muscular too. French like to spend money on unnecessary things, Dutch only invest in poor countries, Germans only invest in heavy industry and beer, English don't have any money but act like they rule the world, Italians say they have an offer you can't refuse, the Spanish all have money but spend it on their beds. All Europeans have their own kind of dish. They dislike everything that is from the United States. Europeans have invented so many different religions that it made them cross-eyed. Europeans say that they have unity while in the meanwhile they don't know what each and everyone is talking about in the first place. Europe produces cars, most in eastern-block countries. Europeans love the Xbox 360, while in parts of the world, the Wii and the PS3 are more popular. Europeans have ridiculous sports, especially the british and the irish. All Europeans consider themselves world citizens. All Europeans think they know things about art.

Russians are large people with usually one or two big fat mols on their face, either on their chin, lip or nose. Russians have one big eyebrow. Russians can only produce heavy things, mostly not really pretty but doing the job. All Russians eat is Borsjt. Russians are one big happy family. All Russians men are always drunk of Wodka. All Russians live in a large grey condo. All Russian men are in the army. All Russian women are big mothers with huge breasts with in their arms a child that is wrapped up in cloth. Russians don't have money. Russians are all either very good at chess, or farming frozen soil. Rossia is great superpover over vorld.

Tommorow I'll do Asia.

AirGunEric · Site Admin

What is this? "Broommaster's personal view of the world"?

broommaster2000 · Moderator

Broommaster's politically incorrect view of the world when he is feeling politically incorrect. Mr. Green

Please read everything with a ton of these:
Mr. Green

Feel free to add or comment. Wink

dedpool · Veteran Member

hell yeah i voted for bush! Your just jealous of our cheap women with cheap makeup.

All Asians are under four feet tall with a tiny pen@s and eat dog three times a day

All Dutch are potheads that can legally kill themselves. All Dutch are dykes. All Dutch have Two-Lips

and to all you Canadians, HOCKEY IS GAY Gay

StevieLaner7777 · Moderator

Good work Broom!! I am very much enjoying these!

Though I prefer PCs to the Xbox 360 but they are still Microsoft so that sort of counts, If there were only Consoles I would still go for the Xbox 360 anyways so there you go!

I always thought the Scots Caber toss was a ridiculous sport lols!, Nothing wrong with Rugby that I know of lols! Cricket in the other hand.... I think I'll just keep quiet about that lols!

Reminds me of a Funny Image I posted awhile back lol:

Asia should be interesting lols!

Stevie Thumb Up!

Alstone · Moderator & Site Supporter

I reckon Brooms just pi$$ed off because he hasn't got any Co2 or pellets. Laughing

Can't wait for tomorrow.

Al

StevieLaner7777 · Moderator

lols! That would explain it well lols!

Do you get 'Educational Maintenance Allowance' in your country Broom?

Stevie Thumb Up!

broommaster2000 · Moderator

All Americans are shallow.

All Asians are clones. All Asians eat rice all the time, as a matter of fact, what they drink is made from rice too. All Asians are communists or buddhists. All Asians have a yellow skin. All Asians are about 1.20, or small. All Asian guys are Ninja's, Samurai or Kung Fu Specialists. All Asian guys are excellent computer operators. All Asian women are Geisha's, or something on that line. All Asian women are extremely good cooks in everything edible they can get hands on. All Asian women have a price. All Asians like to bow down in respect. All Asians believe that the world isn't flat, round or box shaped, but more like a bowl. A rice bowl.

Should I do a special one for Texans?

Alstone · Moderator & Site Supporter

PLEASE!

Al Smile

broommaster2000 · Moderator

All Texans are fat. All Texans have burnmarks on their a$$ "property of texas". All Texans believe that they are all descendands of people who survived the Alamo. All Texans love/live to eat (they prefer cow). All Texans have a barbecue for breakfast, lunch and dinner. In Texas, everything is so far apart that it's not really worth walking all the way, so people tend to use their car for pretty much everything. Texans all are great with firearms and can hit a mosquito from 100 meters. With front-loading rifle. All Texans have a porch which they defend with the aforementioned rifle. All Texans wear cowboyhats (with cowboy-print). All Texans have interests in Oil-business. All Texans look like Bush except for the fact that Bush had to loose weight or he wouldn't become a president. All Texans own about 22.000 cows. Texas consists of only desert-like landscapes and indians and mexican bandits roam the countryside.

I bet you guys aren't capable of coming up with something about the province where I live. Mr. Green

dedpool · Veteran Member

which province is that?

AirGunEric · Site Admin

Broommaster comes from one of those "superior feeling" mainland European countries where everyone likes to think of themselves as "enlightened" as the Arabs steal away their nation and culture one piece at a time. But that's OK, they're still "enlightened" and all...

broommaster2000 · Moderator

The one where the Capital has the same name as the Province.

That could be either Utrecht or Groningen. Since Utrecht is a city filled with cultural slobs and wannabe gangsters, I'd say I live in Groningen, where the capital is the best place to go out in the Netherlands. Mr. Green

Oh, and Eric I'm not feeling anything. Mr. Green

Is that what they call enlightenment?