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| Mark5043 |
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1. Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. "Five minutes" is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine."
4. Go ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!
5. Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to number 3 for the meaning of "nothing.")
6. That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks
If a woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here -- this is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" -- that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" -- that will bring on a "whatever").
8. Whatever
This is a woman's way of saying "Screw You!"
9. Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement that refers to something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, refer to number 3. |
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| Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 3:31 am |
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| BBgunNoob |
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| yep that about sums up my wife... |
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| Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 6:36 am |
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| broommaster2000 |
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Ha! My babe wakes up an hour earlier to do all her stuff. 
Agree with most other stuff though.
To be completely honest, men can be dicks most of the time too.  |
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| Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 11:00 am |
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| sniper |
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 there seems to be a link to those words
and me sleeping on the couch.  |
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| Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 4:51 pm |
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| Slavia |
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| This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right |
And when they are wrong? Never mind, I know the answer. |
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| Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 5:17 pm |
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| BBgunNoob |
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| or how about when they are wrong and turn it around to make u look like the bad guy or not even turn it around my wife will go upstairs n just not talk to me for hours, and it be something like she decided to run into a tree with my car or something to that extent... |
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| Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 11:28 am |
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| yourdaddyjoe |
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The deadliest phrase she can calmly say to you is...
"It's okay honey, just go to sleep" |
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| Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 2:30 pm |
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