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Air Gun Home Forum Index » The BS Topic » every man's fantasy Goto page 1, 2  Next    View previous topic :: View next topic  every man's fantasy   Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:53 pm sniper Silver Status Member Joined: 28 Nov 2008 Posts: 3752 Location: Star, Idaho i guy in his 40"s goes into a bar. he strikes up a conversation with a woman sitting next to him. she appears to be in her late 50's and semi attractive. as the conversation goes on the woman asks the man."have you ever had a mother and daughter"? interested the man says no. she says, "would you like to"? very interested he says "sure i'll try anything once". they go back to her place and the man is getting increasingly turned on by having his fantasy fullfilled. they enter the house and just when the man goes to sit down the woman yells into the other room..... MOM ARE YOU READY??? _________________ I believe in gun control, If there's a gun around I want to be controlling it.......   Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:17 pm broommaster2000 Moderator Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 5714 Location: City of Groningen, Groningen, The Netherlands Hm. That's why I don't hit on women in bars. _________________ BIG GAP   Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:21 pm Mark5043 Silver Status Member Joined: 12 Apr 2009 Posts: 1379 That was a good one!Of course that situation would require one to at least consume a twelve-pack first.......followed by an acute case of "Coyote Arm"You know..when you have to chew your own arm off,to get out from under em in the morning.Hey it's happened to every guy at least once.... .....   Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:54 pm TONBON Veteran Member Joined: 02 Jan 2009 Posts: 468 A couple go thanksgiving shopping. while in the store, the man pick up a case of beer and puts it in the cart. "whats that for" for after dinner, it's only 10 bucks. "put it back!" 10 minutes later she pick up some beauty cream. he says" whats that for" it's to make me pretty. and it's only 20 bucks. he says" well 24 beers woulda done the same for 1/2 the price!   Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:59 pm Mark5043 Silver Status Member Joined: 12 Apr 2009 Posts: 1379 I think it's called...putting on the beer goggles.   Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 6:38 pm packrat Senior Member Joined: 16 Nov 2009 Posts: 882 Location: Out in the woods...Ellabell, GA. MARK--- it has happened WAY more than once to some of us, I'm thinking at least up in high double digits, if not in the triple. _________________ HEY !! This getting old thing is NOT for sissies...   Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:59 pm Mark5043 Silver Status Member Joined: 12 Apr 2009 Posts: 1379 Gotta exercise my 5th amendment rights on that one...the Mrs. is in the next room..... I think back to the days before I met her,and settled down....it makes me cringe....   Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:39 pm sniper Silver Status Member Joined: 28 Nov 2008 Posts: 3752 Location: Star, Idaho did you put it in her butt???? oooops!!! TMI!!! _________________ I believe in gun control, If there's a gun around I want to be controlling it.......   Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:59 pm Mark5043 Silver Status Member Joined: 12 Apr 2009 Posts: 1379 ROFLMAO.....Thank god it's not a video chat...or my wife's foot would be in my butt!... Last edited by Mark5043 on Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:02 pm; edited 1 time in total   Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:01 pm sniper Silver Status Member Joined: 28 Nov 2008 Posts: 3752 Location: Star, Idaho so put you finger in her... nevermind. _________________ I believe in gun control, If there's a gun around I want to be controlling it.......   Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:09 pm Mark5043 Silver Status Member Joined: 12 Apr 2009 Posts: 1379 Ha! She's looking over at me right now...I'm trying to keep a straight face..... I guess my halo just barely covers the horns sometimes...Shhhhhhh!   Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:12 pm sniper Silver Status Member Joined: 28 Nov 2008 Posts: 3752 Location: Star, Idaho i have no experience in anytinng related to this thread..... I'M A GOOD BOY! _________________ I believe in gun control, If there's a gun around I want to be controlling it.......   Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:13 pm sniper Silver Status Member Joined: 28 Nov 2008 Posts: 3752 Location: Star, Idaho tequila is good. my t-day leftovers. _________________ I believe in gun control, If there's a gun around I want to be controlling it.......   Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:17 pm Mark5043 Silver Status Member Joined: 12 Apr 2009 Posts: 1379 Exactly! I haven't a clue,as to what ANYONE is talking about................................ ....... ...........   Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:20 pm Mark5043 Silver Status Member Joined: 12 Apr 2009 Posts: 1379 every man's fantasy     Air Gun Home Forum Index » The BS Topic You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum All times are GMT - 5 Hours   Page 1 of 2   Goto page 1, 2  Next All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First  Select a forum Main Forums----------------AirGunHome Q&AGeneral Air Gun Questions and TopicsPicture GalleryTarget Shooting: Casual, Fun and CompetitionHunting, Pest Control, Varminting People/Events/Airgun Issue Discussion----------------Introduce YourselfThe BS TopicClubs/Events/Regional/Political Airgun Issues Maintenance, Modification and Reviews----------------RiflesPistolsAntique, Collector and Novelty AirgunsBB GunsPellets/AmmoOpticsAccessoriesAirgun Smithing Buy, Sell or Trade Forums----------------For SaleWant to Buy   Note: If you are seeing "Please enter your username and password to log in." 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