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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:37 pm |
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| fritz |
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So this mourning dove decided to take a sh!t on the lawn furniture today... not a good idea.
Put the 14.3gr .20 right square into his chest at about 25 yards. Puff of feathers and a nose dive. The entrance wound was about the size of a nickel and guts poured out. I think the pellet exited his back taking out the spinal cord as well. Moral of the story: don't sh!t on my lawn furniture, and then go sit on the power line over a massive field...
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:44 pm |
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| Moral of the story: don't sh!t on my lawn furniture, and then go sit on the power line over a massive field... |
Dammit! There goes my plans for next weekend just shot to hell!
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:58 pm |
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_________________ "I never set out to be wierd, it was always everyone else who called me it" -Frank Zappa
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:59 pm |
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i like to do that to the winged bastards consantly shitting on my wifes new car!  |
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:05 pm |
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She got a new car and you only got a TF 89!
You could have at least got a Marauder... |
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:30 pm |
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her car- $24k.
my guns-$30k+.
and i'm getting a .22 disco this summer!
good woman she is.  |
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:23 pm |
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| Why spend 24 thou on a car when you can spend 24 thou on guns? That's a lot of .223 ammo and pellets. Keep the .223 for the hordes, and the pellets for in between battles. |
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:28 pm |
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| grasshopper. one day you will understand. |
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:33 pm |
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| Buster Bodine wrote: |
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| Moral of the story: don't sh!t on my lawn furniture, and then go sit on the power line over a massive field... |
Dammit! There goes my plans for next weekend just shot to hell!
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:44 pm |
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:50 pm |
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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:54 am |
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And birds DO know what they are shitting on. I was sitting outside with one of my paintings watching it dry (I know, boring). It was facing the sky so it could absorb the sun, and I was about 10 feet away sitting down looking at it. All of a sudden a bird flys directly overhead, and it could've flown any other direction. But right when it gets over us it shits, but fortunately the droppings landed right in between me and my painting. Though I'm sure the bird was hoping to get one or the other of us.
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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:41 am |
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| Art critics. What do they know! |
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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:13 am |
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It was an abstract, so even if the poo had hit its intended target, I would've just let it dry on the canvas and incorporate it into the painting.  |
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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:33 pm |
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| but then ur masterpiece would of had ur arch nemesis's poo on it , kinda weak imo |
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