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sniper · Silver Status Member

and i'm having wine right now!!!! ahhhhh... wine.... Boozing It

Wine or Water

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria; found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop, Wine = Health .

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh!t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.
I'm doing it as a public service

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TONBON · Veteran Member

wasn't it the monks who said,"god made beer, because he wants man to be happy".
Boozing It

i'm cutting down my feces consumption as we type.

broommaster2000 · Moderator

No, "As a final touch, God created the Dutch".

Brutuz · Senior Member

billandbeaufort · Senior Member

fritz · Silver Status Member

Jesus was a jew.

billandbeaufort · Senior Member

thepaladin · Senior Member

Ya, isn't that the point of the name "Christian"? Christanity started out being considered an "Jewish sect", util the Apostle Paul. "We" (that is Christians) believe (read are sure) God sent him, a Pharisee, to the non-Jewish community.

For the record, ya I believe He(Jesus) is the Son of God...want to discuss the Trinity Mystry now? Smile

thepaladin · Senior Member

By the way, back to original subject, I have a friend who asks why you'd drink anything that rusts nails and rots wood.

sniper · Silver Status Member

TONBON · Veteran Member

BECAUSE IT TASTES AND FEELS GOOD
[qNo, "As a final touch, God created the Dutch".uote]
and the dutch monastaries created wheat and Lambic beers.
(correct me if i'm wrong)
they also have the right bend on "other stuff"
Mr. Green

[/quote]
for those who have a prob.... all christians, evolve from jews.
go to a saturday night at a Synagoge, and learn your heritage before you speak,(no offence to anyone).
i've been, and found it very interesting.
i'm catholic, unfortunatly the most rigid and unaccepting of them all.
Mr. Green

TONBON · Veteran Member

sniper,
going waaaaaaay back.
a 1/5 of Jack will mix perfectly with 6, 16 oz soda's.
OOOOld girl freind.
1/5 jack, 6 orange crush 16oz.
drink crush to top of label...
refill w/ JD.
throw under car seat,, drive around and drink um'.
granted when i did this, i was yung, dumb, etcc....
but it mixes right.
1/5 in a night is childs play. Giant Grin

this is how i look after............................ What he said

TONBON · Veteran Member

(DO NOT REAPEAT THIS AT HOME. THIS CAN KILL YOU.)
Mr. Green

sniper · Silver Status Member

done more than 1/5 in a night! i was averaging!. dude no mixing!

i drank it straight!!!!

that's how i roll!!!

sniper · Silver Status Member