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 Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 12:20 am |
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| Slavia |
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The sermon this afternoon was about poop.
(For the benefit of any non-Christians reading this, the following is not trying to convert you, but rather to explain the context): Jesus was born to us as true God and true man, and didn't just jump out of the manger into the cross. He was born a baby just like the rest of us, and grew up like the rest of us.
So on Christmas we rejoice over the gift of Emmanuel ("God with us"), a crying, sleeping, eating, and pooping baby.
I don't think I've ever heard that angle before. You could see all the kids' jaws drop at once - "Can he say that word in church?" |
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| Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 12:47 am |
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| yourdaddyjoe |
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I am sure He farted and burped just like the rest of us...
I am sure it was Mary that first said... "JESUS!" when they were loud and stinky...
I am sure He enjoyed a good laugh too... 
I am also sure I had too much eggnog...
Merry Christmas! |
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